Santa Bans Elves From North Pole In Hate-Filled Twitter Tirade – Toy Delivery In Doubt

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With less than two days until Christmas, Santa Claus’s public meltdown on Twitter yesterday has given parents and children around the world good reason to fear there will be no Christmas toys this year, after Santa’s explicit threat to permanently ban Elves from the North Pole. In a series of angry and expletive-laden Tweets which began Tuesday at 4:30 pm E.S.T., the iconic toy-maker and joy-giver blasted everything from Reindeer to the Liberal Media, but it was the Elves who were subjected to Claus’s most scathing and offensive remarks (many of which are too profane…

‘Black Thursday’ in Grand Haven – Special Video Report

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  News Editor Jerome Lawrence reports on the chaos and devastation from this week’s raging storm in Grand Haven and all across the Western Michigan area. Risking life and limb in pursuit of ‘the story’, Lawrence’s reporting at the Grand Haven State Park was cut short after being seriously injured in the fallout from a large wave hitting the pier.  After waking from an 18-hour coma, Jerome filed this report from his hospital room at North Ottawa Community Hospital. All of us at The Grand River Times wish him a speedy recovery. (Editor-in-Chief, Nov. 14,…